Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that. ~Bill Hicks
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Help your brother’s boat across, and your own will reach the shore. ~Hindu Proverb
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When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends. ~Japanese Proverb
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I believe, as followers of Christ, we are commanded to reach out to the least of these in the name of Jesus and show them they matter a great deal to God, who sacrificed His only Son to reach them with His love. ~K.P. Yohannan
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When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. ~Latin Proverb
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When I face the media, maybe I don't feel it now, here with you, because it's a different sort of interview, but when I face the media before or after the game, I feel it as part of the game. ~Jose Mourinho
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I played pretend games as a kid, army, whatever, but I never wanted to be an actor. ~Ray Liotta
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Give your problems to Christ before your problems get to you. ~Max Lucado
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The best place for criticism is in front of the mirror. ~English Proverb
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Seeing is believing. ~Chinese Proverb
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Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork. ~English Proverb
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True celebration should come from your life, in your life. And true celebration cannot be according to the calendar, that on the first of November you will celebrate. Strange, the whole year you are miserable and on the first of November suddenly you come out of misery, dancing. Either, the misery is false, or the first of November is false; both cannot be true. And once the first of November has gone, you are back in your dark hole, everybody in his misery, everybody in his anxiety. ~Rajneesh
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The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner. ~Hebrew Proverb
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Happy are men who yet before they are killed, can let their veins run cold. ~Wilfred Owen
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We were never the family that ordered pizza, and my mom never came home with a bucket of fried chicken. My mom always made home-cooked meals. We always sat down at the dinner table as a family. ~Haylie Duff
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I think you use the negative things that happen from the year before, and from other years, too; to spur you to do the things you need to do to take the next step. ~Tony Romo
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Appetite comes with eating. ~French Proverb
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Today, in the Internet gold rush, so many people go into dot-com jobs right from school or even before finishing. Their motivation is understandable, but sometimes they just lack experience. ~Mitch Kapor
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I felt as if I had attended the funeral of someone I didn't know. ~Pauline Kael
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Autumn is the hush before winter. ~French Proverb
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Dig the well before you are thirsty. ~Chinese Proverb
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Birds of a feather flock together. ~English Proverb
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The person who gets stuck on trivial prosperity, will not attain great prosperity. ~Tibetan Proverb
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One must learn to make others happy if one wants to be happy. ~Swedish Proverb
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When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. ~Chinese Proverb
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