I invented the cordless extension cord. ~Steven Wright
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Fear is worse than the ordeal itself. ~Yiddish Proverb
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I'm happy that I was able to experience a normal life besides show business, because it gives you something to draw from. ~Ashley Tisdale
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Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. ~Swedish Proverb
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What the daughter does, the mother did. ~Jewish Proverb
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Do not water your weeds. ~Proverb
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Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it. ~Gilbert K. Chesterton
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If, in our world, there is any chance of becoming the person you haven't yet become... will I know how to seize that chance, turn my life into a garden that will be completely different from my forebears'? ~Muriel Barbery
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An empty belly is the best cook. ~Estonian Proverb
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A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. ~Chinese Proverb
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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. ~Indian Proverb
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A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom. ~Chinese Proverb
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The bamboo that bends is stronger than the oak that resists. ~Japanese Proverb
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Corn cannot expect justice from a court composed of chickens. ~African Proverbs
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Fortune favors the bold. ~English Proverb
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Life begins the day you start a garden. ~Chinese Proverb
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Fashion is more powerful than any tyrant. ~Latin Proverb
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The garden is the poor man's apothecary. ~German Proverb
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More grows in the garden than the gardener sows. ~Spanish Proverb
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A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. ~Arabic Proverb
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Eggs and oaths are easily broken. ~Danish Proverb
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The mare is not to be valued according to its housings and its ornaments in front. ~Arabic Proverb
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A mother understands what a child does not say. ~Jewish proverb
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The Masters is more like a vast Edwardian garden party than a golf tournament. ~Alistair Cooke
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I cancel going out if my hair doesn't look good. ~Brad Goreski
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