Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that. ~Bill Hicks
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I was sitting in the back room by myself when someone came in and said, "Mr. Zimmer, I have to take you down to the make up room." I told them that if anyone can help this face they deserve a bonus. ~Don Zimmer
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One does not look for good from God. ~Russian Proverb
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What flowers are to gardens, spices to food, gems to a garment, and stars to heaven; such are proverbs interwoven in speech. ~Hebrew Proverb
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I tried spinning around in a chair to impress a girl. ~Ray Toro
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I realized that even in a world of proliferating media venues, online and in print, and on TV and on countless cable channels, the idea that I could be considered an expert on chronic knee pain was I think troubling for society, but very exciting for me. ~John Hodgman
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Never write a letter while you are angry. ~Chinese Proverb
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in. ~Greek Proverb
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Unnamed entertainment industry moguls are now telling the New York Times that they intend never to work with Mel Gibson again. After all, how dare Mel Gibson challenge the public by producing a film that spurs public discussion, that pushes the envelope, that takes an old story to a new level. How dare Mel Gibson follow his own passion as a filmmaker. How dare he make $20 million on the opening day box office! ~Laura Ingraham
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Remember that children, marriages, and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get. ~H. Jackson Brown Jr.
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God sells knowledge for labor, honor for risk. ~Arabic Proverb
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A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. ~Arabic Proverb
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The most lasting and pure gladness comes to me from my gardens. ~Lillie Langtry
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The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner. ~Hebrew Proverb
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Before thirty, men seek disease; after thirty, diseases seek men. ~Chinese Proverb
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I am sitting in a cage with my eye upon the clock. ~Ray Davies
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A fish and a bird may fall in love but the two cannot build a home together. ~African Proverb
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A picture is worth a thousand words. ~English Proverb
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Who brings a tale takes two away. ~Irish Proverb
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Anger is the one thing made better by delay. ~English Proverb
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A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. ~Yiddish Proverb
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One man's trash is another man's treasure. ~English Proverb
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When you sign with a label, they do insist upon certain rights, and if you have a competent attorney, your rights will be protected. ~Tommy Shaw
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A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. ~English Proverb
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Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother. ~Moorish Proverb
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