I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny. ~Gilbert Gottfried
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The eye never forgets what the heart has seen. ~African Proverb
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When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. ~Chinese Proverb
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A wise man hears one word and understands two. ~Yiddish Proverb
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A wise man who knows proverbs reconciles difficulties. ~Yoruba Proverb
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Here you can be a billionaire, like Mark Zuckerberg rich, but you are going to die and you are here for a while and ultimately all of your stuff is kind of like a rental. ~Henry Rollins
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Envy is thin because it bites but never eats. ~Spanish Proverb
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Laughter is God's hand on a troubled world. ~English Proverb
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Could it be that all those reports coming from our own intelligence that Bush ignored was right all along? Could it be that the UN was right all along? ~Peter Schuyler
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A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush. ~Irish Proverb
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Gain may be temporary and uncertain; but ever while you live, expense is constant and certain: and it is easier to build two chimneys than to keep one in fuel. ~Benjamin Franklin
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Never write a letter while you are angry. ~Chinese Proverb
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The rose has thorns only for those who would gather it. ~Chinese Proverb
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You can't prevent birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building nests in your hair. ~Chinese proverb
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Zen is not some kind of excitement, but merely concentration on our usual everyday routine. ~Zen Proverb
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Every place is safe to him who lives with justice. ~Epictetus
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The obstacle is the path. ~Zen Proverb
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The bad stuff remains with its owner until some fool comes to buy it. ~Arabic Proverb
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Illiterate him, I say, quite from your memory. ~Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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He who wishes to talk well must first think well. ~Proverb
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God gave burdens, also shoulders. ~Yiddish Proverbs
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Failure is fantastic, because you meet yourself and get to know your limitations. This is how I express myself, and I can't do it any other way. ~Billy Childish
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The publicis rather apt to be unreasonably discontented when a woman does marry again, than when she does not. ~Jane Austen
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It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. ~Spanish Proverb
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Listen to advice and accept correction, then in the end you will be wise. ~Proverb
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