Who does not thank for little, will not thank for much. ~Estonian Proverb
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. ~American Proverb
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An ounce of discretion is worth a pound of wit. ~American Proverb
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A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. ~German Proverb
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You have got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. ~Irish Proverb
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Everyone is the age of their heart. ~Gautemalan Proverb
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The world is wonderful and beautiful and good beyond one's wildest imagination. ~D. H. Lawrence
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I invented the cordless extension cord. ~Steven Wright
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In a moment, we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite. ~David Coleman
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If you were to open up a baby's head, and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should; you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~Dave Barry
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Listen to the sound of the river and you will get a trout. ~Irish Proverb
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I think everyone is ticklish. You just gotta find the right spots. ~Derek Jeter
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If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity. ~Maya Angelou
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I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny. ~Gilbert Gottfried
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An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest. ~Spanish Proverb
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. ~American Proverb
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When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. ~Chinese Proverb
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A wise man hears one word and understands two. ~Yiddish Proverb
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The ways to the One are as many as the lives of men. ~Zen Proverb
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A wise man who knows proverbs reconciles difficulties. ~Yoruba Proverb
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Here you can be a billionaire, like Mark Zuckerberg rich, but you are going to die and you are here for a while and ultimately all of your stuff is kind of like a rental. ~Henry Rollins
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If I die, I forgive you. If I live, we shall see. ~Spanish Proverb
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You are what you "tweet".~ Internet Proverb
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Even the roughest character, underneath all that hurt, is someone who wants to love and be loved. ~Jan Karon
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Could it be that all those reports coming from our own intelligence that Bush ignored was right all along? Could it be that the UN was right all along? ~Peter Schuyler
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