I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, "Ow, ow, put it back!" ~Geena Davis
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All things grow with time, except grief. ~Yiddish Proverb
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In every head is some wisdom. ~Arabic Proverb
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Pass the bridge that your kinsmen have passed. ~Azerbaijani Proverb
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Not until down people sleep best, not until they become old they get wise. ~Chinese Proverb
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. ~American Proverb
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Socialism is a wonderful idea. It is only as a reality that it has been disastrous. Among people of every race, color, and creed, all around the world, socialism has led to hunger in countries that used to have surplus food to export. Nevertheless, for many of those who deal primarily in ideas, socialism remains an attractive idea; in fact, seductive. Its every failure is explained away as due to the inadequacies of particular leaders. ~Thomas Sowell
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The world is wonderful and beautiful and good beyond one's wildest imagination. ~D. H. Lawrence
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The trauma said. Don't write these poems. Nobody wants to hear you cry about the grief inside your bones. ~Andrea Gibson
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If you think you're too small to make a difference, you haven't spent a night with a mosquito. ~African Proverb
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One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind. ~Malayan Proverb
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I invented the cordless extension cord. ~Steven Wright
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In a moment, we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite. ~David Coleman
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Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother. ~Moorish Proverb
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Everyone pushes a falling fence. ~Chinese Proverb
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If you were to open up a baby's head, and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should; you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~Dave Barry
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I think everyone is ticklish. You just gotta find the right spots. ~Derek Jeter
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A loan though old is not gift. ~Hungarian Proverb
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If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity. ~Maya Angelou
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Listen to the wisdom of the toothless ones. ~Fijian Proverb
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I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny. ~Gilbert Gottfried
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Even if a minefield or the abyss should lie before me, I will march straight ahead without looking back. ~Zhu Rongji
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A drink precedes a story. ~Irish Proverb
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When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. ~Chinese Proverb
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A man who continually laments is not heeded. ~African Proverb
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