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I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny. ~Gilbert Gottfried
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Praise the young and they will blossom. ~Irish Proverb
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proverbiosThe owl is the wisest of all birds because the more it sees, the less it talks. ~African Proverb
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The rain follows after the forest. ~Hawaiian Proverb
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Coffee should be: black as hell, strong as death, sweet as love. ~Turkish Proverb
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I grew up in South Africa and I would look at maps and we were at the bottom of the world. There was this whole thing up there. I was always reading encyclopedias about the world. So travel was something I was always attracted to. ~Charlize Theron
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The halls were empty. Charlotte had missed the first bell and would be late, again. Her homeroom teacher would ask her for an excuse and she would say, "Overwhelming feeling of dread." That was going to go over nicely. ~Anne Ursu
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Be diligent, and God will send profit. ~Arabic Proverb
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A knife wound heals, but a tongue wound festers. ~Kurdish Proverb
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Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. ~French Proverb
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It is better to conceal one's knowledge than to reveal one's ignorance. ~Spanish Proverb
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A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths. ~Chinese Proverb
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It is better to practice a little than talk a lot. ~Zen Proverb
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I think one of the successes of Gladiator is how we manage to turn on a dime the character from one thing to another where you believe he is one thing and he is something very different. ~Ridley Scott
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Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped. ~African Proverb
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A table is not blessed if it has fed no scholars. ~Yiddish Proverb
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The natural mind is ever prone to reason, when we ought to believe; to be at work, when we ought to be quiet; to go our own way, when we ought steadily to walk on in God's ways, however trying to nature. ~George Muller
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If liberals want to send tens of millions of dollars down the drain, I have no problem with that. ~Paul Weyrich
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People believe that if you can shut your Tourette's off for a period of time, then you can always shut it off. I try to explain to people that if I spent my whole life trying to control my tics, that's all I would have time for. ~Dash Mihok
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There are a lot of pretty girls. I am a tennis player first of all, that is why I am here, and if wasn't producing results no one would notice me. ~Anna Kournikova
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Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables. ~Spanish Proverb
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If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity. ~Maya Angelou
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I feel lucky that I had my children late. Not that I would advise it in any shape or form. But I know friends who had children when they were young, struggled with feeling trapped. I can honestly say I have never once resented the fact that I could not go out because of my kids. ~Mariella Frostrup
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