Discretion is the greater part of valor. ~English Proverb
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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. ~Will Durant
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I invented the cordless extension cord. ~Steven Wright
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God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. ~Jewish Proverb
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Book of Ecclesiastes, God is saying. Write a good story, take somebody with you and let me help ~Donald Miller
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Where there is sunshine the doctor starves. ~Flemish Proverb
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One thing I like about Twitter is that you can hear it from the horse's mouth. ~Big Boi
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I was feeling privileged and self-conscious about my life as a musician, which feels self-absorbed. I can't help it, I am a musician. This is what I do. ~Sufjan Stevens
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Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. ~John Wayne
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I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders. ~Jewish Proverb
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The fool speaks, the wise man listens. ~African Proverb
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I think everyone is ticklish. You just gotta find the right spots. ~Derek Jeter
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A kind word is like a Spring day. ~Russian Proverb
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I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny. ~Gilbert Gottfried
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There is nothing noble about being superior to some other person. The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self. ~Hindu Proverb
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Sometimes I go about pitying myself, and all the while I am being carried across the sky by beautiful clouds. ~Ojibwe Proverb
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When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you. ~African Proverb
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Everything that happens is meant to be. It is meant to happen like that. But sometimes you don't know at the time that it is meant to be disaster. ~Tony Kaye
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Man is the head of the family, woman the neck that turns the head. ~Chinese Proverb
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The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. ~Chinese Proverb
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Self-respecting people do not care to peep at their reflections in unexpected mirrors, or to see themselves as others see them. ~Logan Pearsall Smith
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You must neither strive for truth nor seek to lose your illusions. ~Zen Proverb
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A heavy purse makes a light heart. ~Irish Proverb
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He who is not ashamed does whatever he likes. ~Arabic Proverb
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May the blue bird of happiness fly up your nose. ~Chinese Proverb
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