One thing I like about Twitter is that you can hear it from the horse's mouth. ~Big Boi
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Laughter is God's hand on a troubled world. ~English Proverb
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Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. ~John Wayne
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I think everyone is ticklish. You just gotta find the right spots. ~Derek Jeter
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I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny. ~Gilbert Gottfried
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There is nothing noble about being superior to some other person. The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self. ~Hindu Proverb
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Not to every face is said welcome. ~Arabic Proverb
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He who is born a fool is never cured. ~Proverb
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Death always comes too early or too late. ~English Proverb
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Sometimes I go about pitying myself, and all the while I am being carried across the sky by beautiful clouds. ~Ojibwe Proverb
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While aromatherapy is practiced by medical doctors in France, this has not been the case in England and the United States. ~Robert Tisserand
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America gains most when individuals have great freedom to pursue personal goals without undue government interference. ~Sylvia Earle
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Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet. ~Vietnamese Proverb
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And old rat is a brave rat. ~French Proverb
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The struggle to maintain peace is immeasurably more difficult than any military operation. ~Anne O'Hare McCormick
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A man chases a woman until she catches him. ~American Proverb
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When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you. ~African Proverb
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Laughter is the best medicine. ~Modern Proverb
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Self-respecting people do not care to peep at their reflections in unexpected mirrors, or to see themselves as others see them. ~Logan Pearsall Smith
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I was feeling privileged and self-conscious about my life as a musician, which feels self-absorbed. I can't help it, I am a musician. This is what I do. ~Sufjan Stevens
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Self-criticism is an art not many are qualified to practice. ~Joyce Carol Oates
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Achilles absent was Achilles still! ~Homer
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There is no shop, book, or person, that gives you confidence; it comes through reconnecting with your true authentic self. ~Ralph Smart
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Your constant utilization of thought to give continuity to your separate self is you. There is nothing there inside you other than that. ~U.G. Krishnamurti
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No social ties can be formed in the absence of alcohol. ~Chinese Proverb
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