If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity. ~Maya Angelou
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Write in the sand the flaws of your friend. ~Pythagoras
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If you had to choose only two qualities to get you through times of change, the first should be a sense of self-worth and the second a sense of humor. ~Jennifer James
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I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny. ~Gilbert Gottfried
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I don't think I'm unlike a lot of people. I am just someone who is trying to find that mate, and I think it's a really hard thing to do. ~Halle Berry
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A good man is willing to know the worst of himself, and particularly under affliction, desires to be told wherefore God contends with him and what God designs in correcting him. ~Matthew Henry
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. ~American Proverb
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He who lives without discipline dies without honour. ~Icelandic Proverb
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Many a true word is spoken in jest. ~English Proverb
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From our ancestors come our names, but from our virtues our honors. ~Proverb
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In a relationship you have to open yourself up. ~Neil LaBute
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When one has not father, or mother, or brother, and all one's friends have barely bread enough for themselves, life cannot be very easy, nor its crusts very many at any time. ~Ouida
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How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterwards. ~Spanish Proverb
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God sells knowledge for labor, honor for risk. ~Arabic Proverb
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Age is honorable and youth is noble. ~Irish Proverb
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Do not look for more honor than your learning merits. ~Jewish Proverb
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There are no limits, only obstacles, and any obstacle can be overcome. ~David Belle
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Instead of complaining that the rosebush is full of thorns, be happy that the thorn bush has roses. ~Proverb
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I could have closed down bits of British Home Stores to make more money but it's not my style. I want to make my money as a retailer, not by putting people out of work. ~Philip Green
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Every step of life shows much caution is required. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Faith is a continuum, and we each fall on that line where we may. ~Dan Brown
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My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. ~Edith Sitwell
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Men are like the stars; some generate their own light while others reflect the brilliance they receive. ~Jose Marti
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I love that you can have the language between the two worlds of technology and fashion, because I don't think that many designers get to do that. ~Stella McCartney
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The go-between wears out a thousand sandals. ~Japanese Proverb
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