I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny. ~Gilbert Gottfried
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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. ~Will Durant
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I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men. ~Coco Chanel
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I felt as if I had attended the funeral of someone I didn't know. ~Pauline Kael
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You can't win if nobody catches the ball in the outfield. You're only as good as the team you have behind you. ~Jim Palmer
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I also think we need to maintain distinctions - the doctrine of creation is different from a scientific cosmology, and we should resist the temptation, which sometimes scientists give in to, to try to assimilate the concepts of theology to the concepts of science. ~John Polkinghorne
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The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain. ~Chinese Proverb
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A penny saved is a penny earned. ~English Proverb
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Everyone I know who is having success in film right now is there because of persistence. ~Jay Duplass
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The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling. I hope I am ready. ~Nancy E. Turner
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When I play, I feel like I'm in a theatre, why should I look ugly then, because I'm a tennis-player? ~Anna Kournikova
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I am getting a little tired of everybody quoting Ronald Reagan. ~Michael Reagan
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Activity breeds prosperity. ~Kurdish Proverb
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At the age of 25, I gave up my study of Japanese language and culture at university in Brisbane and moved to the town of Alice Springs. ~Robyn Davidson
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The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. ~Jewish Proverb
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There is no place like home. ~English Proverb
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In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. ~William Prescott
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Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more; and all good things are yours. ~Swedish Proverb
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"Feminist comedy," practically an oxymoron, had a couple of good years after WWII. Chalk it up to the forced female autonomy that occurred during wartime, when Rosie the Riveter went to work in the factories, constructing the Allies' war machines while taking charge of the finances, the home, and the children. ~Grace Slick
#quotes #grace-slick #women
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel. ~Jimi Hendrix
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A man with a loud laugh makes truth itself seem folly, truth is great and will win out. ~Irish Proverb
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I don't buy trends, because the pieces don't last and I wind up never wearing them. That's why I like to shop with my children; they'll always tell me the truth. ~Danielle Steel
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