If you were to open up a baby's head, and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should; you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~Dave Barry
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If you kick a stone in anger, you'll hurt your own foot. ~Korean Proverb
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Trying to use the power of yoga to improve your life, this is a terrible mistake. Because all you are doing is binding yourself more. You're putting more of your attention into the transient world. ~Frederick Lenz
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A hen is heavy when carried far. ~Irish Proverb
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I think everyone is ticklish. You just gotta find the right spots. ~Derek Jeter
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If you don't want anyone to find out, don't do it. ~Chinese Proverb
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What the daughter does, the mother did. ~Jewish Proverb
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If you cannot find the truth right where you are, where else do you expect to find it? ~Zen Proverb
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No doctor is better than three. ~German Proverb
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And old rat is a brave rat. ~French Proverb
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Advice should be viewed from behind. ~Swedish Proverb
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To set up what you like against what you do not like, this is the disease of the mind. ~Zen Proverb
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I remember being fascinated by ants and wasps and other bugs when I was a kid. I'd set out a Coke can and stand back 20 feet and use my telescope to watch wasps land on it. ~Paul McEuen
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Good authors, too, who once knew better words now only use four-letter words writing prose; anything goes. ~Cole Porter
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A mother understands what a child does not say. ~Jewish proverb
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If you listen to really deep ambient records that don't move too much, very still records, long after those records are finished, you might find yourself listening for hours to the sound of the room. ~Bill Laswell
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It is not enough to run, one must start in time. ~French Proverb
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I've had the same, full-time assistant and typist for eight or nine years now. She's read everything I've written, she types everything and does a good job, translates it and makes comments. ~Kevin J. Anderson
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He makes his home where the living is best. ~Latin Proverb
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Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. ~Swedish Proverb
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If you look back today over the last 25 years, it is a fact that we have had a progressive degeneration of our intelligence community in general; in particular in the field of human intelligence. ~Paul Bremer
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You well never plow a field by turning it over in your mind. ~Irish Proverb
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Lives of nations are determined not by the count of years, but by the lifetime of the human spirit. The life of a man is three-score years and ten: a little more, a little less. The life of a nation is the fullness of the measure of its will to live. ~Franklin D. Roosevelt
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One of my lungs is half gone, and the other half, because I smoked for years, has a lesion. So I can't swim anymore and had the swimming pool covered over. Now it's what I call the dance pavilion, and so I and my friends sit out and put music on and watch people dance. ~Maya Angelou
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Alzheimer's is a devastating disease. It was painful for me and my family to watch my grandfather deteriorate. We must find a cure for this horrible disease. ~David Hyde Pierce
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