I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. ~Rodney Dangerfield
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When I was little, I had never really expected to win such a big competition. For a long time, just skating in the Olympics had been my goal because not many Koreans had done it. ~Kim Yuna
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Most people don't see what's going on around them. That's my principal message to writers: "For God's sake, keep your eyes open. Notice what's going on around you." ~William S. Burroughs
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Human lives are hard, even those of health and privilege, and don't make much sense. This is the message of the "Book of Job": Any snappy explanation of suffering you come up with will be horseshit. ~Anne Lamott
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People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. ~English Proverb
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The most dangerous food a man can eat is a wedding cake. ~American Proverb
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I make the girls jump like I am Kris Kross. ~Nicki Minaj
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Advice after injury is like medicine after death. ~Danish Proverb
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Do bad and remember, do good and forget. ~Algerian Proverb
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Do not be wise in word; be wise in deeds. ~Jewish Proverb
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One moment of patience may ward off great disaster. One moment of impatience may ruin a whole life. ~Chinese Proverb
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I invented the cordless extension cord. ~Steven Wright
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God delays but doesn't forget. ~Spanish proverb
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No physician is really good before he has killed one or two patients. ~Hindu Proverb
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If a man does only what is required of him, he is a slave. If a man does more than is required of him, he is a free man. ~Chinese Proverb
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Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched. ~Proverb
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The adult looks to deeds, the child to love. ~Indian Proverb
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There are two kinds of people; those who are always well and those who are always sick. Most of the evils of the world come from the first sort and most of the achievement from the second. ~Louis Dudek
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A ring on a good woman's finger is no good without a blouse on her back. ~Irish Proverb
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A moment of time cannot be bought by an inch of gold. ~Chinese Proverb
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The eye never forgets what the heart has seen. ~African Proverb
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I never wanted to do the same kind of movies over and over anyway, so my theory on it all is I'm just gonna try and dodge the label and keep doing what I am doing. ~Matt Damon
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Hold a true friend with both your hands. ~Nigerian Proverb
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Offers for me to play dances, society parties, even churches, were now coming in regularly. For most dates I was paid the sum of one dollar per hour, and they always tipped me at the end of the night. ~Mary Lou Williams
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Fortune favors the bold. ~English Proverb
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