Brilliant. A very funny and concise explanation of why we men are as we are. If you are male, you should read it and then make your partner read it, so they will no longer hate you but pity you instead. ~Harry Enfield
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Smoke your pipe and be silent; there is only wind and smoke in the world. ~Irish Proverb
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Anger is as a stone cast into a wasp's nest. ~Malabar Proverb
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A good laugh and a long sleep are two best cures in the doctor's book. ~Irish Proverb
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A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. ~Irish Proverb
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When the head aches, all the body is the worse. ~English Proverb
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The wise person has long ears and a short tongue. ~German Proverb
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Many a time a man's mouth broke his nose. ~Irish Proverb
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One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind. ~Malayan Proverb
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You well never plow a field by turning it over in your mind. ~Irish Proverb
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A little dog can start a hare, but it takes a big one to catch it. ~Irish Proverb
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Fire in the heart sends smoke into the head. ~Proverb
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Listen to the sound of the river and you will get a trout. ~Irish Proverb
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A narrow neck keeps the bottle from being emptied in one swig. ~Irish Proverb
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Who brings a tale takes two away. ~Irish Proverb
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A guest should be blind in another man's house. ~Irish Proverb
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Lack of resource has hanged many a person. ~Irish Proverb
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Thoughts crystallize into habit and habit solidifies into circumstances. ~Bryan Adams
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A spender gets the property of the hoarder. ~Irish Proverb
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A good denial, the best point in law. ~Irish Proverb
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A golden ring can tie a man as tight as any chain. ~Irish Proverb
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A drink precedes a story. ~Irish Proverb
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I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders. ~Jewish Proverb
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A new broom sweeps clean, but the old brush knows all the corners. ~Irish Proverb
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