Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings. ~Dave Barry
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Have you forgotten God? Even if you have, He has not forgotten you. ~Moses
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When I was a very young lawyer, I had a senior partner who advised me never to get mad, except on purpose. ~Warren Christopher
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. ~English Proverb
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It always surprised me that I was getting acting work. ~Mary Lynn Rajskub
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Greatness alone is not enough, or the cow would outrun the hare. ~Proverb
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Children suck the mother when they are young and the father when they are old. ~English Proverb.
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Pay your people the least possible and you'll get from them the same. ~Malcolm Forbes
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Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is. ~German Proverb
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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. ~Mark Twain
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A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives roses. ~Chinese Proverb
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A whistling woman and a crowing hen will bring no luck to the house they are in. ~Irish Proverb
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A quotation at the right moment is like bread in a famine. ~Yiddish Proverb
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A spender gets the property of the hoarder. ~Irish Proverb
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You would think that Freddy Couples' Nick Price would be the team to beat, but I'll tell you in skins, it's a matter of just hitting it at the right time. ~Fuzzy Zoeller
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Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. ~English Proverb
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You have got to have a problem that you want to solve, a wrong that you want to right. ~Steve Jobs
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As a writer, I demand the right to write any character in the world that I want to write. I demand the right to be them, I demand the right to think them and I demand the right to tell the truth as I see they are. ~Quentin Tarantino
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Memoir is actually the most egoless genre, even though it might seem ostensibly so much ego-driven. In order for it to succeed, you have to dissolve the self into these larger universal truths, and explore these deeper mysteries. If it's purely autobiographical and ego-driven, it's going to fail. ~Nick Flynn
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Human feeling is like the mighty rivers that bless the earth: it does not wait for beauty; it flows with resistless force and brings beauty with it. ~George Eliot
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Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. ~Zen Proverb
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People should decide "are you willing to spend all this money to go to Mars?" I think the average person on the ground would never spend that amount of money; they have to spend it on something that makes sense and this is definitely saving our planet. ~Felix Baumgartner
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A dimple on the chin, the devil within. ~Gaelic Proverb
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I just can't sleep tonight knowing that things ain't right. ~Justin Bieber
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A dog is wiser than a woman; it does not bark at its master. ~Russian Proverb
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