Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother. ~Moorish Proverb
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Death closes all doors. ~English Proverb
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A cat has nine lives. ~Proverb
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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. ~Will Durant
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. ~Rodney Dangerfield
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If one shed tears, they must be shed on one's pillow. ~Henry Adams
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If you will not try, you will go to your grave with your song still inside you. ~Henry David Thoreau
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Only fools and dead men don't change their minds. Fools won't. Dead men can't. ~John Henry Patterson
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I invented the cordless extension cord. ~Steven Wright
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Law represents the effort of man to organize society; governments, the efforts of selfishness to overthrow liberty. ~Henry Ward Beecher
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There is no place like home. ~English Proverb
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A short visit is best and that not too often. ~Irish Proverb
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Achilles absent was Achilles still! ~Homer
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Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. ~John Wayne
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I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, "Ow, ow, put it back!" ~Geena Davis
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I keep my house tidy, because then I can think clearly. I feel the same about myself. Presenting yourself well is a working-class thing; my dad was a printer, but he wore a tie most days. The ungroomed look belongs more to the middle classes. ~Gary Kemp
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A foolish woman knows a foolish man's faults. ~Irish Proverb
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U.S. exports to China have more than quintupled since China entered the WTO and have grown more quickly than imports. In fact, China is America's fastest-growing export market. ~Henry Paulson
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It is the end of art to inoculate men with the love of nature. ~Henry Ward Beecher
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In a moment, we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite. ~David Coleman
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I think everyone is ticklish. You just gotta find the right spots. ~Derek Jeter
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After dinner sit awhile, after supper walk a mile. ~English Proverb
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"But" is a fence over which few leap. ~German Proverb
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A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. ~English Proverb
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Praise the young and they will blossom. ~Irish Proverb
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