I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, "Ow, ow, put it back!" ~Geena Davis
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Only the crystal clear question yields a transparent answer. ~Zen Proverb
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No social ties can be formed in the absence of alcohol. ~Chinese Proverb
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You must neither strive for truth nor seek to lose your illusions. ~Zen Proverb
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What you don't see with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. ~Jewish Proverb
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The tongue of experience has most truth. ~Arabic Proverb
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The grass is always greener on the other side of the hill. ~English Proverb
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Law represents the effort of man to organize society; governments, the efforts of selfishness to overthrow liberty. ~Henry Ward Beecher
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One doctor makes work for another. ~English Proverb
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Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. ~Slovenian Proverb
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Flattery makes friends and truth makes enemies. ~Spanish Proverb
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We should constantly be aspiring to reach higher and higher and higher. We should never be comfortable where we are. ~Lauryn Hill
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If you are a really good marathoner, you have to run New York. ~Haile Gebrselassie
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The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The next best time is now. ~Chinese Proverb
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No physician is really good before he has killed one or two patients. ~Hindu Proverb
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I am waiting impatiently for the day when beleaguered, like-minded academics can order James Wolcott's collected essays for their classes. ~Camille Paglia
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A hungry man is an angry man. ~English Proverb
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I think that tennis is a lady's sport, so we should look out there like ladies. ~Anna Kournikova
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You know what, Steve Jobs is real nice to me. He lets me be an employee and that's one of the biggest honors of my life. ~Steve Wozniak
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What kind of knife is this? Locke held a rounded buttering utensil up for Chains' inspection. It's all wrong. You couldn't kill anyone with this. ~Scott Lynch
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Taste it and you will get a desire for it. ~Irish Proverb
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One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world. ~Jewish proverb
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God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. ~Jewish Proverb
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In Denmark, lots of people come up to me for autographs. ~Caroline Wozniacki
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