I do all my own make-up, it takes me 10 minutes. ~Joan Collins
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God helps those who help themselves. ~English Proverb
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. ~English Proverb
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When the student is ready, the master appears. ~Zen Proverb
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. ~American Proverb
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The fire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than them. ~Chinese Proverb
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Fire, water, and government know nothing of mercy. ~Proverb
#proverbs #government #mercy

A throne is only a bench covered with velvet. ~French Proverb
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It is so boring to just hire a fancy caterer and have them do everything. ~Nicole Miller
#quotes #nicole-miller #boring #catering

But you know, my dad called me the laziest white kid he ever met. When I screamed back at him that he was putting down a race of people to call me lazy, his answer was that's not what he was doing, and that I was also the dumbest white kid he ever met. ~Norman Lear
#quotes #norman-lear #family #racism

Man, that did his ego good. Matter of fact, she hit him with anything like that again, he was going to feel like he could bench-press a city bus. With a jet plane on its roof. ~J.R. Ward
#quotes #j-r-ward #ego

The three great mysteries: air to a bird, water to a fish, mankind to himself. ~Indian Proverb
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As long as you seek for something, you will get the shadow of reality and not reality itself. ~Zen Proverb
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I think we were colonized by aliens 250,000 years ago, and they genetically altered our DNA to be primates into homo erectus and humans. I'm very interested in how we evolved so suddenly, which obviously ties in with the alien thing. ~Al Jourgensen
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Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out. ~Francis Bacon
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Brancusi made me realise that what I had learned previously, the quick ways of doing things, was all wrong. It is a search you have to enter, into yourself. ~Isamu Noguchi
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Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache. ~Hungarian Proverb
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A handful of patience is worth a bushel of brains. ~Hobart Brown
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Brilliant. A very funny and concise explanation of why we men are as we are. If you are male, you should read it and then make your partner read it, so they will no longer hate you but pity you instead. ~Harry Enfield
#quotes #harry-enfield #men

Young twigs will bend but not old trees. ~Dutch Proverb
#proverbs #dutch-proverbs #age

A child is what you put into him. ~African Proverb
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I will stand on, and continue to use, the figures I have used, because I believe they are correct. Now, I'm not going to deny that you don't now and then slip up on something; no one bats a thousand. ~Ronald Reagan
#quotes #ronald-reagan #politics

Life is like stepping onto a boat that is about to sail out to sea and sink. ~Zen Proverb
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I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down. ~George Burns
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You can't pick cherries with your back to the tree. ~J. P. Morgan
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