If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity. ~Maya Angelou
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If you have someone in your life that you are grateful for, someone to whom you want to write another heartfelt, slanted, misspelled thank you note, do it. Tell them they made you feel loved and supported. That they made you feel like you belonged somewhere and that you were not a freak. Tell them all of that. Tell them today. ~Lisa Jakub
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Promises are like the full moon, if they are not kept at once they diminish day by day. ~German Proverb
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Fear is worse than the ordeal itself. ~Yiddish Proverb
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A clear conscience is a soft pillow. ~German Proverb
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God made time, but man made haste. ~Irish Proverb
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Luck has a slender anchorage. ~English Proverb
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I am shy by nature, a person who's always found something burdensome about human interaction and who probably always will, at least to some degree. ~Caroline Knapp
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Even the goats will jump on a slanted tree. ~Polish Proverb
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A man's heart changes as often as does the autumn sky. ~Japanese Proverb
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Physically he was the connoisseur's connoisseur. He was a giant panda, Santa Claus and the Jolly Green Giant rolled into one. On him, a lean and slender physique would have looked like very bad casting. ~Craig Claiborne
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If you cannot find the truth right where you are, where else do you expect to find it? ~Zen Proverb
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A fast is better than a bad meal. ~Irish Proverb
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One dog barks at something, and a hundred bark at the bark. ~Chinese Proverb
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It is not a matter of upper and lower class but of being up a while and down a while. ~Irish Proverb
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I doubt that the Lord cares much which honorable vocation you choose. But He does care if you love one another and serve one another. ~Russell M. Nelson
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A cat goes to a monastery, but she still remains a cat. ~Ethiopian Proverb
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A trade not properly learned is an enemy. ~Irish Proverb
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A good denial, the best point in law. ~Irish Proverb
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I really hate airport queues. I almost feel they should have cattle prods to hurry us up down the aisles. You can't even complain because they might stop you getting on to the flight. ~Len Goodman
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Before thirty, men seek disease; after thirty, diseases seek men. ~Chinese Proverb
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A ring on a good woman's finger is no good without a blouse on her back. ~Irish Proverb
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A short visit is best and that not too often. ~Irish Proverb
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I invented the cordless extension cord. ~Steven Wright
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A live dog is better than a dead lion. ~Irish Proverb
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