If you were to open up a baby's head, and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should; you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~Dave Barry
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"But" is a fence over which few leap. ~German Proverb
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Health care is not about insurance! Health care is about getting treatment. ~P. J. O'Rourke
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The best place for criticism is in front of the mirror. ~English Proverb
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A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. ~German Proverb
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These days I seem to think about the things I forgot to do for you and all the times I had a chance to. ~Jackson Browne
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The grass is always greener on the other side of the hill. ~English Proverb
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I'm what a normal, healthy, ideal American should be like. ~George McGovern
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Discretion is the greater part of valor. ~English Proverb
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When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. ~Chinese Proverb
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I've had the same, full-time assistant and typist for eight or nine years now. She's read everything I've written, she types everything and does a good job, translates it and makes comments. ~Kevin J. Anderson
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You cannot build character and courage by taking away a man's initiative and independence. ~William J. H. Boetcker
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Rice is born in water and must die in wine. ~Italian Proverb
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The three great mysteries: air to a bird, water to a fish, mankind to himself. ~Indian Proverb
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Every dog hath its day. ~English Proverb
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Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables. ~Spanish Proverb
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Do not miss your children's childhood. Do not be away 200 nights a year as I was. Do not put strains on your marriage or family. ~Joe Scarborough
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A strange, terrific force unlike anything I've ever experienced is sprouting in my heart, taking root there, growing. Shut up behind my rib cage, my warm heart expands and contracts independent of my will, over and over. ~Haruki Murakami
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Birds of a feather flock together. ~English Proverb
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A mother understands what a child does not say. ~Jewish proverb
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Beware of a man of one book. ~English Proverb
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One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. ~George Archer
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You can't pick cherries with your back to the tree. ~J. P. Morgan
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Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. ~William J. Clinton
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It was as if Snape had started handing out sweets. ~J. K. Rowling
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