If you were to open up a baby's head, and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should; you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~Dave Barry
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A man is not old until his regrets take the place of his dreams. ~Yiddish Proverb
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Public money is like holy water; everyone helps himself to it. ~Italian Proverb
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Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. ~Spanish Proverb
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A throne is only a bench covered with velvet. ~French Proverb
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A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. ~Yiddish Proverb
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Everyone pushes a falling fence. ~Chinese Proverb
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Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. ~Chinese Proverb
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A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. ~English Proverb
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More grows in the garden than the gardener sows. ~Spanish Proverb
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In our desire to please everyone, it's very easy to end up being invisible or mediocre. ~Seth Godin
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The most dangerous food a man can eat is a wedding cake. ~American Proverb
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A table is not blessed if it has fed no scholars. ~Yiddish Proverb
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The necessity for "professionals" in the entertainment industry is being constantly challenged. ~Jason Alexander
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I mean, sometimes, a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing. ~Eddie Izzard
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To break boundaries interests me. With all the knowledge that is available now in the world, it should be accessible to everyone. You can get so much information on the Internet now, and yet there are so many places in the world where people just don't have the education. ~Melanie Griffith
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As long as you seek for something, you will get the shadow of reality and not reality itself. ~Zen Proverb
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Instinct is stronger than upbringing. ~Irish Proverb
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I have been, or seemed, hard with everyone because I was carried away by a sort of brutality born of my distrust in myself and my ill-humor. I have felt so badly equipped, so soft, in spite of the fact that my attitude towards art seemed to me so just. I was disgusted with everyone, and especially myself. ~Edgar Degas
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Normal is such a hard word to use, because everyone's idea of normal is different. Real is what the word is. I think you either live a real life or you live a weird celebrity pseudolife. I think I lead a really real life. ~Sarah Michelle Gellar
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When you sign with a label, they do insist upon certain rights, and if you have a competent attorney, your rights will be protected. ~Tommy Shaw
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At that time, the army leadership said the implementation of this agreement would allow everyone, including the IRA, to take its political objectives forward by peaceful and democratic means. ~Gerry Adams
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God bless us everyone! Said Tiny Tim, the last of all. ~Charles Dickens
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I think everyone is ticklish. You just gotta find the right spots. ~Derek Jeter
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Need teaches a plan. ~Irish Proverb
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