I admit that, my wife is outspoken, but by whom? ~Sam Levenson
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Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. ~English Proverb
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It's hard to say that my twenties were the most miserable time in my life or that my first wife drove me crazy or that I hated the job that I had. You can say all of those things. But for the most part, people manage to have a good time when they're that age. ~Frank Stella
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My dad in particular, I tend to use; I call him "The Brain." If he's accessible, I'd rather put it through his brain. My wife, Melissa, maintains that the closer he is in proximity to me, the less I think for myself. And I think she's actually correct. So anything worth mulling over, I will mull over with my father, and that includes ratings. ~Joshua Malina
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Judge me if you want to. And as a matter of fact, it won't even count, 'cause the only person who can judge is God. ~Kelly Rowland
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A lock is better than suspicion. ~Irish Proverb
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Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable. ~Kenyan Proverb
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Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings. ~Dave Barry
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There is no such thing as a free lunch. ~English Proverb
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One must learn to make others happy if one wants to be happy. ~Swedish Proverb
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There is no burnt rice to a hungry person. ~Philippine Proverb
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Weep now, but tomorrow be strong. Remember who we are and that whatever else is taken from us, they will never strip our honour and our pride. ~Elizabeth Chadwick
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It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. ~Spanish Proverb
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Who begins too much accomplishes little. ~German Proverb
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If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also. ~Russian Proverb
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Good people get cheated, just as good horses get ridden. ~Chinese Proverb
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Promise little and do much. ~Hebrew Proverb
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Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. ~Proverb
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Sometimes we are devils to ourselves. When we will tempt the frailty of our powers, presuming on their changeful potency. ~William Shakespeare
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I do all my own make-up, it takes me 10 minutes. ~Joan Collins
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What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. ~Sylvia Plath
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Verse comedy is interesting to me because of the challenge of writing in rhymed couplets, which is not a form that's usually amenable to English, yet to me it gives great possibility for comedy. ~David Ives
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Laughter is God's hand on a troubled world. ~English Proverb
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Nothing could moderate, in the bosom of the great English middle class, their passionate, absorbing, almost blood-thirsty clinging to life. ~Matthew Arnold
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My husband and I go to Il Fico every Friday, and I get the whole-wheat pizza. I won't eat pizza anywhere else! ~Kelly Wearstler
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