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If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity. ~Maya Angelou
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Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare. ~Japanese Proverb
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The footprint of the owner is the best manure. ~English Proverb
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I have been, or seemed, hard with everyone because I was carried away by a sort of brutality born of my distrust in myself and my ill-humor. I have felt so badly equipped, so soft, in spite of the fact that my attitude towards art seemed to me so just. I was disgusted with everyone, and especially myself. ~Edgar Degas
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They are not all saints who use holy water. ~English Proverb
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Luck has a slender anchorage. ~English Proverb
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One does not look for good from God. ~Russian Proverb
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A new broom sweeps clean, but the old brush knows all the corners. ~Irish Proverb
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One thing I like about Twitter is that you can hear it from the horse's mouth. ~Big Boi
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Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. ~John Wayne
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You're a product just as much. A product of a product. The people who design cars, they're products, your teachers, products. The minister in your church, another product. ~Chuck Palahniuk
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If you were to open up a baby's head, and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should; you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~Dave Barry
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He who eats alone, coughs alone. ~Arabic Proverb
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I invented the cordless extension cord. ~Steven Wright
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I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny. ~Gilbert Gottfried
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Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. ~Swedish Proverb
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I think you use the negative things that happen from the year before, and from other years, too; to spur you to do the things you need to do to take the next step. ~Tony Romo
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Fashion is more powerful than any tyrant. ~Latin Proverb
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We live in a world of things, and our only connection with them is that we know how to manipulate or to consume them. ~Erich Fromm
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A man's heart changes as often as does the autumn sky. ~Japanese Proverb
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All men naturally desire knowledge. An indication of this is our esteem for the senses; for apart from their use we esteem them for their own sake, and most of all the sense of sight. Not only with a view to action, but even when no action is contemplated, we prefer sight, generally speaking, to all the other senses. The reason of this is that of all the senses sight best helps us to know things, and reveals many distinctions. ~Aristotle
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Do not look for evil. Look for the goodness of God all around you. As you look for signs of His presence, many more opportunities will occur for you to bless people and share God's true nature. ~Graham Cooke
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Too many cooks spoil the broth. ~English Proverb
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Keep a thing for seven years and you will find a use for it. ~Irish Proverb
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