Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. ~Will Durant
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. ~Rodney Dangerfield
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If one shed tears, they must be shed on one's pillow. ~Henry Adams
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A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom. ~Chinese Proverb
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Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. ~Swedish Proverb
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I find it shocking that anybody can be brought down in D.C. for gossip, ostensibly. I thought that was the coin of the realm there. That's like getting hit with lightning on a cloudless day. ~Dennis Miller
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If you will not try, you will go to your grave with your song still inside you. ~Henry David Thoreau
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Only fools and dead men don't change their minds. Fools won't. Dead men can't. ~John Henry Patterson
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They don't make coats for this kind of cold. ~Ryan Adams
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I invented the cordless extension cord. ~Steven Wright
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Law represents the effort of man to organize society; governments, the efforts of selfishness to overthrow liberty. ~Henry Ward Beecher
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Here you can be a billionaire, like Mark Zuckerberg rich, but you are going to die and you are here for a while and ultimately all of your stuff is kind of like a rental. ~Henry Rollins
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In every head is some wisdom. ~Arabic Proverb
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I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to. ~Chic Murray
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Achilles absent was Achilles still! ~Homer
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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. ~Mark Twain
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One thing I like about Twitter is that you can hear it from the horse's mouth. ~Big Boi
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Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. ~John Wayne
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Trade is the natural enemy of all violent passions because it loves moderation, delights in compromise an is most careful to avoid anger. ~Alexis de Tocqueville
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U.S. exports to China have more than quintupled since China entered the WTO and have grown more quickly than imports. In fact, China is America's fastest-growing export market. ~Henry Paulson
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A narrow neck keeps the bottle from being emptied in one swig. ~Irish Proverb
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It is the end of art to inoculate men with the love of nature. ~Henry Ward Beecher
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No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow. ~Proverb
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Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river. ~Malagasy Proverb
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If you were to open up a baby's head, and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should; you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~Dave Barry
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