The Senate is now considering increasing government subsidies for corn growers to produce more ethanol. If we produce enough ethanol we can postpone our next invasion of a Middle Eastern country for two to three years. ~Jay Leno
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Every parent has gone through a period when their child was not so happy with them. ~Elizabeth Edwards
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You do not need intelligence to have luck, but you do need luck to have intelligence. ~Jewish Proverb
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The wise person has long ears and a short tongue. ~German Proverb
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Artists are always looking for new things and fresh ground and fresh air. If it feels new to me, there's a chance it'll feel new to the audience and we'll have found something. ~Jerry Seinfeld
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Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money. ~Native American Proverb
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The cat was created when the lion sneezed. ~Arabic Proverb
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How we shape our understanding of others' lives is determined by what we find memorable in them, and that in turn is determined not by any potentially accurate overview of another's personality but rather by the tension and balance that exist in our daily relationships. ~Tom Robbins
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He who has health has hope; and he who has hope has everything. ~Arabic Proverb
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It is better to sit down than to stand, it is better to lie down than to sit, but death is the best of all. ~Indian Proverb
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It is no use to wait for your ship to come in unless you have sent one out. ~Belgian Proverb
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. ~Rodney Dangerfield
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I definitely have two Olympics in me; I don't know about three Olympics. ~Gracie Gold
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Four things come not back; the spoken word, the sped arrow, the past life, the neglected opportunity. ~Arabic Proverb
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Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes Valmore
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I think everyone is ticklish. You just gotta find the right spots. ~Derek Jeter
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Every new day is another chance to change your life. ~Native American Proverb
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If Britain was to close down altogether overnight, then China would take up the slack of carbon emissions in two years. If America closed down, just the growth in China's emissions would replace America's emissions in 12 years. ~Christopher Monckton
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If you chase two rabbits, you catch none. ~Confucius
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Sometimes in life, a fog sets in and you don't know which way is the right direction. Every voice may tell you it's not going to happen, but God has placed a promise in your heart. Refuse to listen to those voices. Keep believing. ~Joel Osteen
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You either go through your life working for someone and getting a paycheck; and it can be a damn good paycheck, and I am not complaining as someone who has always been a salaried employee; or you can go out and become an entrepreneur. ~Al Michaels
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Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. ~Spanish Proverb
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But one of the amazing things about documentary is that you can remake it every time you make one. There is no rule about how a documentary film has to be made. ~Errol Morris
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Life begins the day you start a garden. ~Chinese Proverb
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A man’s life is often builded on a proverb. ~Hebrew Proverb
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