One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world. ~Jewish proverb
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The problem with Chelsea is I lack a striker. I have Samuel Eto'o but he is 32 years old; maybe 35, who knows? ~Jose Mourinho
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"He's just a little unbalanced and lonely." He put his arms around my waist, frowning. "Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend?" "I'll suggest it. ~Kiersten White
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What you don't see with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. ~Jewish Proverb
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What the daughter does, the mother did. ~Jewish Proverb
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I love performing and having people hear my music more that anything. ~Britney Spears
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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. ~Will Durant
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. ~Proverb
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Knowledge of the sciences is so much smoke apart from the heavenly science of Christ. ~John Calvin
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"You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?" "With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television? ~James Patterson
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I really believed that the priests were acquainted with my thoughts; and often stood in great awe of them. They often told me they had power to strike me dead at any moment. ~Maria Monk
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A mother understands what a child does not say. ~Jewish proverb
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I invented the cordless extension cord. ~Steven Wright
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Worries go down better with soup. ~Jewish Proverb
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For me, poetry is always a search for order. ~Elizabeth Jennings
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Since the day he came into office, President Bush has worked to gut more than 34 years of hard work by weakening many of our Nation's standing environmental laws, some of which were signed into law by his father. ~Jim Jeffords
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Don't be sweet, lest you be eaten up; don't be bitter, lest you be spewed out. ~Jewish Proverb
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I admit that, my wife is outspoken, but by whom? ~Sam Levenson
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God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. ~Jewish Proverb
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We are fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanses Proverb
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I'm happy quite a lot of the time. I've done far more than I ever thought I would have, so I'd be very hard-pressed to walk around miserable. ~Robert Smith
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Better late than never. ~English Proverb
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In many ways, theatre is more rewarding for a writer. I used to think it was like painting a wall - that when the play is finished, it's done; but now I realise it's more like gardening; you plant the thing, then you have to constantly tend it. You're part of a thing that's living. ~Lee Hall
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Art is good for my soul precisely because it reminds me that we have souls in the first place. ~Tilda Swinton
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The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. ~Jewish Proverb
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