Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that. ~Bill Hicks
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I have never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade. ~George Carlin
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Health care is not about insurance! Health care is about getting treatment. ~P. J. O'Rourke
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. ~Rodney Dangerfield
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I felt as if I had attended the funeral of someone I didn't know. ~Pauline Kael
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Something that's happened recently is that I don't beat myself up about stuff. ~Mindy Kaling
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Even the roughest character, underneath all that hurt, is someone who wants to love and be loved. ~Jan Karon
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What you don't see with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. ~Jewish Proverb
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My hope is that we continue to nurture the places that we love, but that we also look outside our immediate worlds. ~Annie Leibovitz
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Playing football, I'm getting chills just thinking about it. That first knock of the game, you are going on kickoff, and you are just trying to smack somebody just as hard as you can. That's how I play baseball. I want to hit you. ~Bryce Harper
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I am having a good time doing nothing. ~Phylicia Rashad
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But the first published thing I did was a detective story, detective novel, and I did that on my own. ~Peter Shaffer
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The rose has thorns only for those who would gather it. ~Chinese Proverb
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Reality is not meant to be only creedal, though the creeds are important. Reality is to be experienced, and experienced on the basis of a restored relationship with God through that finished work of the Lord Jesus Christ on the cross. ~Francis Schaeffer
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When we are young we think our troubles a mighty business, that the world is spread out expressly as a stage for the particular drama of our lives and that we have a right to rant and foam at the mouth if we are crossed. I have done enough of that in my time. ~George Eliot
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I always had this energy level that made me want to come to New York. ~Roy Ayers
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"Look at that," she whispered, and then after a moment: "I'd like to just get one of those pink clouds and put you in it and push you around." ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
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We are all human beings, immigrant or non-immigrant. We all feel fear. We all love and become confused when we don't act as well as we would like to. We all get depressed and have feelings of uselessness. All of these things are true and have always been true. ~Akhil Sharma
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When you begin to touch your heart or let your heart be touched, you begin to discover that it's bottomless, that it doesn't have any resolution, that this heart is huge, vast, and limitless. You begin to discover how much warmth and gentleness is there, as well as how much space. ~Pema Chodron
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A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers. ~African Proverb
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The main distinction for fresh chillies is whether they are red or green, the difference being one of ripeness. ~Yotam Ottolenghi
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Her last conscious thought was disgust at life; her senses had lied to her. The world was not made of energy and delight but of foulness, betrayal, and lassitude. Living was hateful, and death was no better, and from end to end of the universe this was the first and last and only truth. ~Philip Pullman
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If his mouth were silent another part of him would speak. ~Arabic Proverb
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A closed mouth catches no flies. ~Italian Proverb
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If you are attached to anything, you surely will go far astray. ~Zen Proverb
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