What bothers most critics of my work is the goofiness. One reviewer said I need to make up my mind if want to be funny or serious. My response is that I will make up my mind when God does, because life is a commingling of the sacred and the profane, good and evil. To try and separate them is fallacy. ~Tom Robbins
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I invented the cordless extension cord. ~Steven Wright
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I don't use Twitter. I'm a serious person. ~Paolo Sorrentino
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It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. ~John Bulwer
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Sometimes to keep it together you have got to leave it alone. ~Don Henley
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Women must pay for everything. They do get more glory than men for comparable feats, but, they also get more notoriety when they crash. ~Amelia Earhart
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It was the Almighty who decreed that men and women must cover their nakedness by wearing proper and modest clothing. No amount of rationalizing can change God's laws. No amount of fashion designing can turn immodesty into virtue, and no amount of popularity can change sin into righteousness. ~Mark E. Petersen
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If you want success, be unique. ~Natalie Massenet
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I associate going to an airport with work because I travel so much with my job. So when I have a few days free from work, I tend to stay at home. ~Evelyn Glennie
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One's only rival is one's own potentialities. One's only failure is failing to live up to one's own possibilities. In this sense, every man can be a king, and must therefore be treated like a king. ~Abraham Maslow
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A half truth is a whole lie. ~Yiddish Proverb
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If you didn't watch "The Shield," you should stop everything you are doing and go back and watch "The Shield." ~Timothy Simons
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Only he deserves power who every day justifies it. ~Dag Hammarskjold
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I started mountain-bike riding two years ago, which is much better than riding a stationary bike in the gym. Mountain biking is a total body workout. ~Samantha Stosur
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Once I saw my parents argue because we didn't have a lot of money anymore. So, I did what I had to do. I got my piggy bank and I went out to the backyard and buried it. ~Jack Handey
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Greatness alone is not enough, or the cow would outrun the hare. ~Proverb
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There are two kinds of people; those who are always well and those who are always sick. Most of the evils of the world come from the first sort and most of the achievement from the second. ~Louis Dudek
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There must be a law against forcing children to perform at an early age. Children should have a wonderful childhood. They should not be given too much responsibility.
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Fortune does not come twice. Misfortune does not come alone. ~Chinese Proverb
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The weak have one weapon: the errors of those who think they are strong. ~Georges Bidault
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But the soul of touring and the heart of it is basically every day is like putting up a circus tent. ~Pat Benatar
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He who eats alone, coughs alone. ~Arabic Proverb
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