Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings. ~Dave Barry
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When you have gone so far that you can't manage one more step, then you've gone just half the distance that you're capable of. ~Greenland Proverb
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It is true that traditional Christianity is losing some of its appeal among Americans, but that is a religious, not political, matter. It is worth remembering that the Jeffersonian "wall of separation" between church and state has always been intended to protect the church from the state as much as the state from the church. ~Jon Meacham
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We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children. ~Native American Proverb
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Law represents the effort of man to organize society; governments, the efforts of selfishness to overthrow liberty. ~Henry Ward Beecher
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I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. ~Chinese Proverb
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Goal setting will never stop. I will continue to work hard and practice hard and see where things go. ~Zach Johnson
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The go-between wears out a thousand sandals. ~Japanese Proverb
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A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried. ~Garson Kanin
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Remember the street car cannot turn out. ~Charles Melville Hays
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A son is a son till he gets him a wife, but a daughter is a daughter the rest of your life. ~Proverb
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The tragedy of ignorance is its complacency. ~Robert Quillen
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When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. ~Chinese Proverb
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An Englishman will burn his bed to catch a flea. ~Turkish Proverb
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There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather. ~John Ruskin
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Working 14 hours a day until you're 55 and missing your kids growing up is not what I would consider a recipe for happiness. ~Robert Harris
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A seed hidden in the heart of an apple is an orchard invisible. ~Welsh Proverb
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Remain a child so that your children may always love you. ~Swedish Proverb
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Braniac dumb-dumbs, bust the scientifical.
Approach to the course and the force is centrifugal. Can you find your way through the lyrics that be catching them? Throw another rhyme across the room, they be fetching them. ~Masta Ace
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. ~Rodney Dangerfield
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At some point preoccupation with safety can get in the way of living full lives. ~Alan Hirsch
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Every decision you make is a mistake. ~Edward Dahlberg
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Do not miss your children's childhood. Do not be away 200 nights a year as I was. Do not put strains on your marriage or family. ~Joe Scarborough
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