Once I saw my parents argue because we didn't have a lot of money anymore. So, I did what I had to do. I got my piggy bank and I went out to the backyard and buried it. ~Jack Handey
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"You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?" "With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television? ~James Patterson
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Nobody is healthy in London, nobody can be. ~Jane Austen
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The world is wonderful and beautiful and good beyond one's wildest imagination. ~D. H. Lawrence
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Every parent has gone through a period when their child was not so happy with them. ~Elizabeth Edwards
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I make the girls jump like I am Kris Kross. ~Nicki Minaj
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From early childhood, I was interested in understanding how the world worked, and assumed I would be some kind of physical scientist or chemist. But the truth was, I didn't know there was another kind of world, the inner world, that was just as interesting, if not more relevant, than what was going on in the outside world. ~Stephen LaBerge
#quotes #stephen-laberge #childhood #world

I have a natural curiosity for people. ~Nicholas Haslam
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I started mountain-bike riding two years ago, which is much better than riding a stationary bike in the gym. Mountain biking is a total body workout. ~Samantha Stosur
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I invented the cordless extension cord. ~Steven Wright
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Well, it's always nice to know the fans didn't forget what you did when you played in the NHL. ~Guy Lafleur
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Middle age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, "Why not?" and the other, "Why bother?" ~Sydney J. Harris
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All the seven deadly sins are self destroying, morbid appetites, but in their early stages at least, lust and gluttony, averice and sloth know some gratification, while anger and pride have power, even though that power eventually destroys itself. Envy is impotent, numbed with fear, never ceasing in its appetite, and it knows no gratification, but endless self torment. It has the ugliness of a trapped rat, which gnaws its own foot in an effort to escape. ~Angus Wilson
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A secret is like a dove, when it leaves the hand, it takes wings. ~Saudi Proverb
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A woman either hates or loves, there is no third course. ~Latin Proverb
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No ego, no pain. ~Zen Proverb
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You can almost taste the pressure now. ~Vin Scully
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I'm living the dream. ~David Petraeus
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Every author in some way portrays himself in his works, even if it be against his will. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you. ~Taoist Proverb
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I live for now, not for what happens after I die. ~Liam Gallagher
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Fear of serious injury alone cannot justify oppression of free speech and assembly. Men feared witches and burnt women. It is the function of speech to free men from the bondage of irrational fears. ~Louis D. Brandeis
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The fraud is not complete unless it be practised upon clever and cunning persons. ~Arabic Proverb
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The movies that work are the ones in which somebody very smart figured out how to take all the thematic material, all the character material, all the filigree, all the beautiful writing, and put it into a story. ~Scott Rudin
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You know, when you start, especially with me, I did not really know I was going to be a movie actress. I thought I was going to do theater. ~Ludivine Sagnier
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